The very funny and creative Gary Ghislain, author of HOW I STOLE JOHNNY DEPP'S ALIEN GIRLFRIEND
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Salut Teens Read and Write.
I have an exclusive for you. My team of spacegirliologists has been able to crack the code and decrypt the first entries of Zelda’s secret audio logbook. You know Zelda: the violent warrior spacegirl who came down to Earth to find Johnny Depp and zoom him back to her home planet.
Well, a word of warning before you read this transcript. Zelda has been described by the finest specialists as TOTALLY BONKERS. If you have not been briefed by a UFAT agent (United Force against Alien Terror), it is required that you click away from this post.
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(inaudible)… by Zook…! (inaudible)… I have finally left the Temple of Zook and entered a street of the city called Paris. I walked to a male subject and asked him to bring me to their leader at once. He laughed and took a picture of me with an archaic device they use for telecommunication. He used offensive words while pointing at my armour and asked why I walked around naked. I’ve judged him to be blasphemous and disrespectful of our ways and cracked his head with a swift move of the elbow known as the Lightning Attack. He will live, but will never insult a Vahalalian again. I believe I am quite Space Flopped after my intergalactic journey. It might alter my mood for the worse.
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Honestly, who wouldn't? |
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By Zook, fight seems unavoidable. A group of policemen has arrived, pushing away the crowd. Once more, I’ve demanded to be brought to their leader. But the first officer to lay eyes on me laughed, called me ‘little girl’ and tried to grab me, probably ignoring that touching a Traveller against her will is punishable by death.
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The group has dispersed. Some of them are screaming. Three policemen are moaning and crawling away from me. One lies unconscious. Two things are to be said about earthling: they don’t listen and they make dreadful fighters.

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The group has dispersed. Some of them are screaming. Three policemen are moaning and crawling away from me. One lies unconscious. Two things are to be said about earthling: they don’t listen and they make dreadful fighters.
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Jake says: She's also here to pick up David Caruso's daughter. |
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How exciting! Zelda is quite...remarkable! Glad we didn't get in her way. Thanks to Gary for such a fun post and be sure to check out HOW I STOLE JOHNNY DEPP'S ALIEN GIRLFRIEND
available now! And you can enter to win a copy generously donated by Chronicle Books! Just fill out the form below.
David Gershwin's summer is about to take a turn for the weird. When his dad's new patient Zelda tells him she s from outer space and on a quest to take Johnny Depp back to her planet, he knows he should run away screaming. But with one look from her mean, green eyes, David's hooked, and soon he's leaping across rooftops, running from police, and stealing cars just to stay by her side. He might not be a typical hero, but David's going to get the girl even if it takes him to the ends of the earth or beyond.
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14 comments:
This sounds like such a fun book. Thanks for the giveaway!
Lol, sounds absolutely crazy and fun! I do hope she doesn't steal depp away
Well, you can't really blame the girl for wanting to snatch Johnny Depp and drag him home with her now can you? No:) This was a hilarious post, I like the sound of her already!
Great guest post! I've read an excerpt of this book and I'm in love with it. Thanks for the chance to win a copy!
Great guest post! I've read an excerpt of this book and I'm in love with it. Thanks for the chance to win a copy!
I stopped by from the blog hop today.
Ann
Sounds like a fun book. I'll be staying away from any Vahalalian's if I ever come across one.
Hee! This sounds like lots of fun! Can't blame her at all!
That was the funniest guest post I have read in ages, and has totally sold me on wanting to read How I Stole Johnny Depp's Alien Girlfriend. :)
Orchid
The HAunting of Orchid Forsythia
Love this post! rrrreally fun one!
You must be some kind of looker to steal her.
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